Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha


Daily Prompt

Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!

Photographers, artists, poets: show us FUNNY.

I’m not really funny, but here are some jokes anyways:

A child brought his report card home to his African dad. His dad looked at the report card and saw that he had placed 13th in a class of 20. The dad looked at his child and asked him, “who placed 1st?”

The child replied “John did”

The faher then said “Isn’t John your age mate, does he have two brains? Why did he place first, and you placed 13th?”

The son looked at his father and said ” Isn’t Bill Gates your age mate, does he have two brains? Why does he earn Millions of dollars, and you earn thousands?”

Another one:

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  4. You are too funny for words, Ms. Pretty 😆 I might have to use this in future post, if you don’t mind, credit to you.

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